The genie game

[chaos]

The game is simple, wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before you, but make sure it has a defect.

Example:

Person 1:
I wish I had a housekeeper to clean, wash, iron, tidy, pull weeds in the garden.

Person 2:
Wish granted. The housekeeper is put in a detention center and you are charged for having an illegal immigration ring and for slavery.

I wish for a snazzy red one of a kind sports car.

Person 3:
wish granted, but you get arrested for acquiring a 'one of a kind' car stolen from the government, and sold on the black market
I wish that monkeys ruled the world

Etc etc.

I'll start. I wish I had every x-box 360 game ever made and the time to play them.

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[Shizuka]

You get every single X-box game, but they don't fit in the house, and you die from heat stroke while trying to move them all into a proper storage room...

I wish I had the ability to bring to life whatever I draw

[Semper]

Granted, but you find yourself drawing an evil magician and he takes over the world.

I wish I had no homework.

[Shizuka]

Wish Granted, but the Teacher makes you stay at school and do SCHOOL work!!! > Buahahaha

I wish I could fly.

[Comatose]

wish granted, but you don't know how to fly and end up trapped in a tree after nearly being sucked into an airplane engine. Good thing you weren't wearing a cape!

I wish for inspiration in order to write.

[Shizuka]

You're inspired to write something totally R rated, and you get kicked for writing about porn. C:

I wish I could download food from the internet